Colbert Super PAC

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Stephen Colbert Works with Democrats, Makes them Briefly Patriotic


NEW YORK CITY, SOUTH CAROLINA- Award-eligible pundit and 2012 Kingmaker Stephen Colbert has reached out to the South Carolina Democratic Party to help restore the non-binding referenda to the 2012 South Carolina primary. The South Carolina Supreme Court ruled in November that all referenda be removed from the primary ballot.

"Trust me, this was a measure of last resort," said Colbert, Colbert Super PAC's Chairman and Gangwar Consigliere. "I've always thought Democrats had only one skill: simultaneously being atheists and holier-than-thou. But apparently they also have legal standing in this case."

Colbert has asked Chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party Richard Harpootlian to petition his state's Supreme Court for a rehearing of their ruling in Buford County v. S.C. Election Commission. He has also asked him if it's alright to call him "Harpootie." Harpootlian has agreed to the first request.

At issue is the court's decision to remove advisory questions from the upcoming Presidential Preference Primary Ballots. Of particular interest to Colbert Super PAC is Question 4. The question, which has already been approved by the South Carolina Commission and included on sample ballots and some military absentee ballots , asks the people of South Carolina to choose between two options: "Corporations are people" and "Only people are people." (For the sample ballot click here or see below).

"After the citizens of South Carolina declare once and for all that corporations are people, we can move on to other urgent issues facing our great nation," said Colbert, "In 2016 I hope to include a question on whether Democrats are people."

Colbert Super PAC, also known as Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, is an independent expenditure-only committee dedicated to following the Letter of the Law, and letting the Spirit of the Law find its own way home. It was founded by Stephen Colbert, who currently holds the rank of World's Most Famous Living South Carolinian, and who will host the Colbert Super PAC South Carolina Debate to be held in January. It's going to be a classy affair. Shrimp cocktail, the works.

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Alberto Rèalnamè
Communications Director, Colbert Super PAC
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