Canada Legalizes Weed With Maple Syrup

Captioning sponsored by CBS CANADA HAS LEGALIZED POT, IT MAY
SEEM TEMPTING TO GET HIGH AND FAR OUT WITH YOUR MOOSE MATES.
THINK AGAIN.
CANADIAN MARIJUANA IS A GATEWAY TO OTHER CANADIAN BEHAVIOR.
TAKE YOU’RE TAKE A TOTE.
TOMORROW YOU’RE TOTING A TOOK.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’RE LUMBERJACKING AND SLURPING THE
AMBER DRAGON.
DON’T THINK IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU?
CHECK OUT THIS AVERAGE JOE FROM SOAKY, ILLINOIS.
HE TOOK A TRIP TO SASKATCHEWAN TO VISIT HIS GIRLFRIEND, MARY
JANE.
NOW LOOK AT HIM ♪ WHEN I’M CALLING YOUUU.
YOU HAVE A DRUM STICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPPED TICKING.
♪ ♪ SICKENING.
PARENTS TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT CANADIAN WEED.
OTHERWISE YOU’LL BE SOARING, EH.
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